Gaming Rule #1: Once you die or beat a level, pass the controller.
Gaming Rule #2: There can only be one first. Seriously.
Gaming Rule #3: Do a barrel roll.
Gaming Rule #12: Reaching the next save point is always a valid excuse.
Gaming Rule #20: Destroy ALL the things.
Gaming Rule #23: No camping.
Gaming Rule #29: Don't invert my controls.
Gaming Rule #29: Only he/she who hits pause may hit resume. (Hade samma nummer av någon anledning?)
Gaming Rule #33: There's no pausing in multiplayer.
Gaming Rule #42: Only jerks pick Oddjob.
Gaming Rule #63: Losing in multiplayer? No excuses. Play like a champion.
Gaming Rule #70: Nobody likes a blue shell.
Gaming Rule #99: Wait until I die before walking in front of the screen.
Gaming Rule #182: My house means I'm Player 1.
Gaming Rule #227: No peeking when I'm picking my plays.
Gaming Rule #267: Never play someone else's guy. Ever.
Gaming Rule #614: No quickscoping - not now, not ever.